Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
The Olympian is in my bed
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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