I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
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"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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