And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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