i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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