Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
