is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
being pregnant is like rehab
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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