Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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