I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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