He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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