Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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