nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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