You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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