just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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