I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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