i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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