if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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