I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
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Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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