My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
