What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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