just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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