Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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