If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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