I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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