This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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