There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
too bad you live with your parents still
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
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She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
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Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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