I just pynch a tree in the face
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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