I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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