Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
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My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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