It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The uberlube is also flammable
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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