Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
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Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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