i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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