we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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