You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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