Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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