How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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