I think I died a long time ago.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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