how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
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You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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