D3 body, D1 cock
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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