saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
