where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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