Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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