Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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