we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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