highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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