if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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