the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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