I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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