Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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