i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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