So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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