Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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