Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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