you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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