Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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