Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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