im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Randomize
