is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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