were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Everyone says I win the strip club
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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